Microsoft’s Candy Gross sales Soliloquy
However Microsoft (Nasdaq: MSFT)! What mild by way of yonder Home windows breaks? It’s quarterly earnings, and Azure is the solar!
Come up, honest solar, and kill the envious cloud computing rivals who’re already sick and pale with grief that thou, the OG tech firm, artwork much more honest than they.
Oh, Nice Ones! Is your vestal livery however sick and inexperienced since you aren’t invested in Microsoft but? Then forged it off, for none however fools do put on it!

Allow us to sideline the Shakespearean soliloquy for however a second and, as the nice Don Henley as soon as sang, get right down to the guts of the matter.
One week in the past at present, I advised you about how Microsoft’s acquisition of Activision Blizzard (Nasdaq: ATVI) was but another excuse to personal MSFT inventory.
Ol’ Softy, in any case, is lastly creating what so many firms earlier than had tried to construct however failed: The Netflix of video video games.
Now, I do know that quite a lot of of you don’t give a rat’s arsch about video video games. Nice Ones are extra of a “Present me the cash!” kinda breed. Properly, this morning, Microsoft did simply that.
The software program large stepped into the earnings confessional to report a double beat and lift. Let’s take a look at the numbers:
- Earnings per share: $2.48 reported versus $2.32 anticipated.
- Income: $51.7 billion reported versus $50.7 billion anticipated.
And, as I so elegantly soliloquized earlier, cloud income was the star of the present. Azure income surged 32% 12 months over 12 months, pushing total Microsoft Cloud income to $22.1 billion.
However that wasn’t the tip of it. No sir.
Microsoft stated it expects current-quarter income of $48.9 billion — up from $41.7 final 12 months and properly above Wall Avenue’s goal for $48.1 billion in income. How’s that for surprising development in a time of nice market and financial uncertainty?
One may even name Microsoft a bellwether for the tech sector as an entire. Oh, wait. Somebody (or a number of someones) did…
Heck, Jefferies Analyst Brent Thill went as far as to say that Microsoft helped “save the Nasdaq.”
So, Microsoft is constructing the Netflix of video video games, simply reported a double-beat-and-raise quarter and is outwardly the savior of the Nasdaq and tech sector.
Oh, that she knew she have been!
However wait! There’s extra!
Is that this a monetary e-zine or an infomercial?
Sure.
So, MSFT inventory initially trended decrease together with the broader market in premarket buying and selling. Nevertheless, the impression of at present’s earnings report wouldn’t be held in test.
MSFT inventory jumped greater than 4% on the information and reclaimed help at its 200-day shifting common. You simply know that acquired all these technical merchants excited, however it ought to get you excited as properly.
MSFT inventory is now perched on worth help close to $300 and its 200-day shifting common. In different phrases, if you’re a long-term buy-and-hold investor in search of a sign to purchase MSFT inventory … properly, right here’s yer signal.
There could also be some further market volatility within the coming month, so short-term merchants beware. However, total, you gained’t go flawed with MSFT inventory in the long term.
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Fairly Fairly Princesses

Toymaker Mattel (Nasdaq: MAT) shot up sooner than a Scorching Wheels automotive cruising down an Power Observe this morning after asserting that it gained again the correct to make toys based mostly on The Walt Disney Firm’s (NYSE: DIS) princesses.
Mattel misplaced these licensing rights again in 2016 to rival toy tinkerer Hasbro (Nasdaq: HAS), after which it struggled for years to recoup the income from its Disney toy tie-ins. That’s why at present’s world licensing win is such a game-changer for MAT traders.
With Mattel growing Disney dolls once more, traders can count on contemporary money infusions each time the Home of Mouse makes new princess motion pictures.
And contemplating Disney’s popping out with live-action remakes of all its cult classics — together with Ariel, Snow White and Rapunzel simply within the subsequent few years — that’s a whole lot of potential revenue heading Mattel’s means … and a whole lot of Disney Princess Barbies heading your means.
Boeing Stops The Bleeding
Longtime Nice Stuff Choose Boeing (NYSE: BA) suffered a beat down at present after reporting a lack of $7.02 per share within the fourth quarter — properly below Wall Avenue’s estimate for $0.29 in earnings.
On the floor, this seems unhealthy for BA traders. However right here’s the factor: Boeing’s earnings hit is basically resulting from manufacturing and supply delays and for its 737 MAX and 787 Dreamliner jets. It’s not that airways aren’t ordering Boeing’s planes — fairly the other.
Boeing simply couldn’t sustain with deliveries final 12 months resulting from a sequence of manufacturing facility defects and regulatory snags. And to offset these delays, Boeing compensated prospects to the tune of $3.5 billion Boeing bucks.
Now, what didn’t make headlines at present is the truth that Boeing stopped its money bleed for the primary time since early 2019. It now expects to generate constructive money circulate for all of 2022, backed by the broadening restoration of the industrial jet market and far greater deliveries.
I perceive this may be a moot level for a few of you Nice Ones. Whereas I’ve a bullish long-term outlook for BA inventory, Boeing’s short-term turbulence may be an excessive amount of for a few of you. If that’s the case … then do no matter is true on your portfolio and your funding methods.
Starbucks Sows Its Wild Oats

Dunkin’ Donuts devotees might be comfortable to listen to that Starbucks (Nasdaq: SBUX) has two brand-new drinks they’ll trash discuss. Nothing screams tribalism greater than morning carafes of espresso, proper?
However what if I like each manufacturers?
Each? Each are good … however don’t say that round sure bean brewers. They’re a prickly type.
Anyway, Starbucks has launched its first vitality drink lineup, known as Baya Power. Not solely are these drinks chock-full of caffeine, however the Pineapple Passionfruit, Raspberry Lime and Mango Guava flavors all sound like fairly the colon cleansers.
Talking of, if sure abdomen sensitivities have you ever skipping the Starbucks line, it’s possible you’ll need to check out the corporate’s new grab-and-go Frappuccinos made with oat milk. This isn’t the espresso firm’s first foray into dairy-free drinks, nor will or not it’s the final … except, for some purpose, shoppers discover them udderly undrinkable. Time and style assessments will inform.
Candy T Went Bitter
Excellent news! AT&T (NYSE: T) remains to be the identical, bungled-up mess of a dinosaur it’s at all times been — and also you solely want look in at present’s earnings announcement for extra proof.
What?! AT&T simply reported a double beat; that’s no mess!
Keep in mind, AT&T is in the midst of promoting off WarnerMedia and Xandr, its digital promoting enterprise. These segments gained’t be a part of the corporate for for much longer … however you attempt telling that to AT&T’s administration.
The telecom nonetheless gave out earnings and income steering, together with its divested pursuits — and even then, these predictions fell in need of analysts’ expectations. What this implies is that if any of you T traders truly need to know the way AT&T’s precise enterprise will carry out for the remainder of 2022 … you may be ready alongside AT&T’s administration to seek out out.
GM’s Biggest Mission

Common Motors (NYSE: GM) simply threw down a really electrifying gauntlet, Nice Ones.
This morning, the automaker introduced its plan to take a position $6.6 billion by way of 2024 to extend electrical car (EV) manufacturing and construct a booming EV battery plant in its residence state of Michigan.
GM is so assured on this new funding that it believes it’ll turn out to be the main EV maker by “mid-decade.” By my calculations, that’s simply *checks calendar* three years from now. And therein lies the rub.
I’m not saying it’s not possible for GM to overthrow reigning EV titan Tesla (Nasdaq: TSLA) by 2025. It’s simply extremely inconceivable. However then once more, GM is thought for its normal insanity … I imply, does anybody do not forget that Lumina APV? No? There’s a purpose for that.
Ballot day is upon us as soon as once more, Nice Ones! Your midweek reward for … properly, merely making it to ballot day. Pat your self on the again only for that!
With GM predicting the EV market future like an everyday ol’ Nostradamus, it’s time for you to hold forth on GM’s plans to tackle Tesla. It’s a daring technique, Mary Barra, let’s see the way it performs out.
Like I stated above (except y’all skimmed proper on by that greatness), overtaking Tesla because the No. 1 U.S. EV maker isn’t not possible … simply inconceivable with GM’s timeline, for my part
Your individual opinions on GM’s EV excellence may — ought to? — be totally different. That’s kinda the entire purpose behind these polls, however I digress…
Click on beneath to chime in: Will GM overthrow Tesla by 2025?
By the best way, for those who have been questioning how final week’s ballot formed up, hear up!
After final week’s Activision acquisition, we requested for those who have been down with MSFT — yeah, you recognize me!
In what may be our most generally held decide to this point, an entire 46.7% of you stated you will have a micro stake in ol’ Softy, whereas MSFT has actually paid for 3.3% of you to retire just like the tech barons you’re.
One other 31.7% of you’re simply ready for the correct time to leap the gun, and if that’s the case, I hope y’all loved this previous week’s hearth sale…
Final however not least comes the 18.3% of you who’re anti-Microsoft for one purpose or one other. Let me guess: Was it Clippy? I wager it was Clippy. That unhelpful paper-clipping son of a…
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